I had alcohol in my hands

Errrr I just got home from a Twins game/ night out with one of my cousins and thought this was an appropriate moment for my first Madison catchup blog! We went to this bar that was more of a scene for my thirty year old cousin than me... and I looked around and thought, yecccchhhh. Love the girl so we totally had a great time but I was legit confused as to what I was supposed to doing there. I successfully avoided dancing with a few older-ish men which was a plus. I long for the days in Madison where I could text "HELP" to J. Vox and Mike and they'd be there to assist (or let me suffer as they laughed) within seconds. Official new, and biggest dealbreaker? Men wearing tucked in sweat-proof golf polos. GROSS.